kingbarley's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pico 09]

I came

I haven't been on NG in a while, and this just made my day. just my kind of humor too, keep up the good work!

[SMW: Parodies]

haha

that was pretty good, well done

ToonCastleTV responds:

kthx

[Black Knights Teaser]

Looks very promising

Very nice work so far, you know how to put together a teaser, that's for sure! My only suggestion is that you check your spelling and grammar (it's = it is, sacrifice not sacrafice, etc etc), but amazing work so far otherwise!

[The Gayest Showdown]

AMAZING

the ultimate showdown was alright, but it definitely isn't as good as people are making it out to be. thank you for bringing people back down to earth, you rock!

["Stripped" - VHS]

a travesty of horrific proportions!

this is rammstein, not some stupid harujuku band. don't demean the excellence of their cover of the depeche mode classic by setting it to stupid anime girls please.

["The Mustache Contest"]

RIP OFF

thanks for ripping off the show "stella", where the three friends have a moustache growing contest. in fact, stella even did that before they had a show, if you've seen some of the short videos they had.

[Vengeance DVD]

good but

good but your taste in music fucking sucks balls, the matrix theme for a major confrontation? too mellow. that classical song which i forget the name of for bombing? may work in a real movie but not ur 5 minute flash. EVANESCENCE? plz get someone else to do your music, because you need to work on your film music selections. i like the idea and the graphics though.

[Video Dating Tape]

Beautiful, yet twisted

I really liked this one of yours, david. The salad fingers were just plain weird, but this flash made sense to me. At the beginning I thought of it as a look at loneliness and sort of an existential point of view of life. The part where Jake told what he wanted for his 40th birthday reflected the passage of time and how one cannot live their lives over again, no matter how bad theirs was. This was truly beautiful. Then, the part with the puppy and the lipstick was just plain hilarious. I was trying not to laugh, but it was so strange, and coupled with the screams of the children, was quite funny. A great flash, definitely your best.

[Christmas Countdown 11th]

hilarious

utterly hilarious, loved the voice, and fuck you drunkenseafrog, because with a name like that, you MUST be gay yourself, so you took offense to it. merher werher squrby jurbies merry christmas and a happy poopies n cheese weebie jeebie squeebies i love you lets have secks sumtime yay! nice work mang!

[Only Superhuman]

i liked it a lot

very interesting what you had to say about God and humanity. It got very tongue-in-cheek when God gave his word to humankind, and they all started fighting over it right away. I also liked the inclusion of ninjas and pirates, being a fan of both Maddox and RUP. Very nice job, and screw all the people who say that no voice acting made it suck.